I Ate 8 Chinese Cuisine So You Don’t Have to Waste Your Money Let’s get one thing straight: I’m not here to sell you fairy tales. I’m The Budget Banshee, and I’ve made it my mission to dissect every “must-try” experience with the cold, hard logic of a tax auditor. When the hype around 8 Chinese cuisine reached a fever pitch, promising an “authentic journey” for a suspiciously round number of dishes, my skepticism sensors went off. Another gimmick? Probably. But in the name of public service (and my own morbid curiosity), I subjected my palate and my wallet to the experience. Buckle up. The Pre-Meal Skepticism: What Are We…