Let me cut the crap: I’m Vera Vex, and I’ve spent more money on order chinese products online than I care to admit. My wallet weeps, but my apartment looks like a minimalist fever dream. So here’s my brutally honest take after 50+ orders—from temu to aliexpress to random Shopify stores run by dropshippers who probably also sell beanie babies. **The Honeymoon Phase That Lasted 3 Days** I first tried order chinese products online because I wanted a standing desk converter that didn’t cost my firstborn. The listing showed a sleek white desk… what arrived was a wobbly plank of MDF with instructions in a language I can only assume…